Day at the Gym

You are in a crowded gym when you suddenly realize you need to fart.

The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat.

You let 5 strong and loud ones go back to back.

After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stopping point .

As you are leaving the gym , people are really staring you down, and

that's when you remember: you've been listening to your iPod


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